A Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
AML - All My Love
A3 - Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ATK - At The Keyboard
ATM - At The Moment
AFK - Away From Keyboard
NE - any
NETHNG - anything
NE1 - anyone
R - are
RU -are you
RUOK - are you okay
AMF - Adios, motherfucker!
AOB -Abuse Of Bandwidth
AYSOS -Are You Stupid Or Something?
AYTMTB - And you're telling me this because?
AAMOF - As a matter of fact
ADN - Any day now
AFAIC - As far as I'm concerned
AFAICT -- As far as I can tell
AFU - All fucked up
AIAMU- And I'm a monkey's uncle
AISI - As I see it
AKA - Also Known As
AMBW - All my best wishes
ANFAWFOW - And now for a word from our web sponsor
AOAS - All of a sudden
AOL - Army of lamers
AP - Apple pie
ASL - Age, Sex, Location?
ATST - At the same time
AWGTHTGT- Are we going to have to go through this again?
OZ -Australia
@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
A41A14A -- All For One And One For All
AAAAA -American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF -As A Friend
AAK -Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOI - As A Matter Of Interest
AAR - At Any Rate
AAR8 - At Any Rate
AAS - Alive And Smiling
AATK - Always At The Keyboard
AAYF - As Always, Your Friend
AB - Ass Backwards
ABITHIWT - A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 - About To
ACD - Alt Control Delete
ACE - Access Control Entry
ACK - Acknowledgement
ADAD - Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB - All Done Bye Bye
ADIH - Another Day In Hell
ADIP - Another Day In Paradise
ADR -Address
AEAP -As Early As Possible
AFAGAY - A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP - A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAICS - As Far As I Can See
AFAIU - As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
AFAP - As Far As Possible
AFC - Away From Computer
AFDN - Any Fucking Day Now
AFIAA - As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI - A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFZ - Acronym free zone
AGKWE - And God Knows What Else
AIH - As It Happens
AIMB - As I Mentioned Before
AIMP - Always In My Prayers
AISE - As I Said Earlier
ALAP - As Late As Possible
ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG - Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP - As Many As Possible
ADN - Any day now
ANFSCD - And Now For Something Completely Different
ASAFP - As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASLMH - Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?
ATW - All the Web or Around the Web
AWOL - Absent Without Leave
AYK - As You Know
NE1 - Anyone
NE1 ER - Anyone Here?
OK -All Correct
RUMORF - Are You Male Or Female
RUUP4IT - Are You Up For It
ABRS - Abbreviations

B Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
BAK - Back At Keyboard
BBL -Be Back Later
BBS - Be Back Soon
BMW - Be My Wife
BRB - Be Right Back
BRT - Be Right There
BTW - By The Way
BFN - Bye For Now
B4N - Bye For Now
B -be
BCNU - be seeing you
BTDT - been there done that
BO - buzz off
COZ - because
BF - Boyfriend
BTOBS - Be there or be square
BTSOOM - Beats the shit out of me
B4 - Before
BB - Bathroom break
BBFBBM- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
BBIAB - Be back in a bit
BBIAF - Be back in a few
BBN - Bye, Bye Now
BCBS - Big company, big school
BDC - Big dumb company or Big dot com
BDN - Big damn number
BFD - Big fucking deal
BG - Big grin
BHOF - Bald headed old fart
BIF -Basis in fact or before I forget
BITD - Back in the day
BITMT - But in the meantime
BM - Byte me
BMOTA - Byte me on the ass
BNF - Big name fan
BOHICA - Bend over, here it comes again
BOT - Back on topic
BR - Bathroom
BS - Big Smile
BT - Byte This
BTA - But then again or Before the attacks
BTWBO - Be there with bells on
BWDIK - But what do I know?
BWO - Black, white or other
BYORL - Bring your own rocket launcher
CUZ - Because
bugly - Butt Ugly
BC - Because
B4U - Before You
B4YKI - Before You Know It
BAG - Bursting A Gut
BAU - Business As Usual
BB4N - Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG - Bye Bye Be Good
BBFN - Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAS - Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW - Be Back In A While
BBSD - Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL -- Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT - Be Back Tomorrow
BCOZ - Because
BD -Big Deal
BEOS - Nudge
BFF - Best Friends Forever
BIOYN -- Blow it Out Your Nose
BKA - Better Known As
BSF -But Seriously, Folks
BTDTGTS - Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM - Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BW - Best Wishes
BYKT - But you Knew That

C Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
CU -See You
CYA - See Ya
CUL8R - See You Later
C -see
CID - consider it done
COZ - because
CUL8TR - See you later
CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
CTN - Can't Talk Now
CRAFT - Can't remember a fucking thing
CP - Cross post
C4N - Ciao for now
CFD - Call for discussion
CFV - Call for vote
CIAO - Goodbye (in Italian)
CIS - CompuServe Information Service
CMF - Count my fingers
CNP - Continued in my next post
CofS - Church of Scientology
CRAP - Cheap, redundant assorted products
CTC - Choking the chicken
CUZ - Because
CWYL - Chat with you later
CB - Chat brat
COB - Close Of Business
CP - Sleepy
CT - City
CUL - See You Later
CUL8ER - See You Later
CUNS - See You In School!
CY - Calm Yourself
CYL - See You Later
CYT - See You Tomorrow
KEWL - Cool
QT - Cutie

D Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
DA - the
DYLM - do you like me
DXNRY - Dictionary
DAMIFINO - Damn, if I know
DBAU - Doing business as usual
DD - Due diligence
DDD - Direct distance dial
DILLIGAD - Do I look like I give a damn?
DILLIGAF - Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAS - Do I look like I give a shit?
DIY - Do it yourself
DWL -Dying with laughter
DWYM - Does what you mean
DYSTSOTT - Did you see the size of that thing?
DARFC - Ducking And Running For Cover
DF - Dear Friend
DH - Dear Hubby or Husband
DIKU - Do I Know You
DL - Download
DNC -Does Not Compute
DUST - Did You See That?
DYOFDW - Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
DINK - Double Income No Kids
DND - Do Not Disturb

E Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
RLR - Earlier
EZ - easy
XLNT - excellent
EOD - End of discussion
EG - Evil grin
EMFJI - Excuse me for jumping in
EOM - End of message
EOT - End of transmission
ESO - Equipment smarter than operator
EWI - E-mailing while intoxicated
NRG - Energy
E123- Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK - Eating at Keyboard
EL - Evil Laugh
EM - Excuse Me?
EULA - End-User License Agreement
NUFF - Enough Said
XI10 - Exciting
XME - Excuuuuse Me
8 - Eight
l33t - Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)

F Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
FC - Fingers Crossed
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYI - For Your Information
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
FOTFLOL - falling on the floor, laughing out loud
F2T - free to talk
FRM - from
4EVER - Forever
F2F - Flesh to flesh or Face to face
FAB - Features, attributes, benefits
FAI -Frequently argued issue
FBKS - Failure between keyboard and seat
FBOW - For better or worse
FE - Fatal error
FFPN - Fresh fields and pastures new
FO - fuck off
FOAF - Friend of a friend
FOCL - Falling off chair laughing
FRED - fucking ridiculous electronic device
FTASB - Faster than a speeding bullet
FTL - Faster than light
FTTB - For the time being
FUBAB - fucked up beyond all belief
FUBAR - fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FYA - For your amusement
FYIFV - fuck you, I'm fully vested
FYIV - fuck you, I'm vested
FYM - For your misinformation
FYYSOS - Fuck you, you sack of shit
4FRNFR - Forever and Ever
FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
FF - Friends Forever
FISH - First in, Still Here
FITB -- Fill in the Blanks
FOC - Free of Charge
FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
FWD - Forward
4 - Four
5 - Five
FBUGLY - Fucking Butt Ugly
FUBIO - Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
FTTYYGTS - Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
FTMFW - For The Mother Fucking Win
FTMFWB - For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
FTITM - First Thing In The Morning
FTBSITTTD - Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
FTFTFWMF - Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
FSCK -File System Check
4 - for
FTW - For The Win

G Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
G9 - Genius
GAL - Get A Life
GTH - Go To Hell
GG -Good Game
G2G - Got to Go
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GR8 - Great!
GTG - got to go
GF - Girlfirend
GSOH - Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)
CIAO - Goodbye (in Italian)
G - Grin
GA -Go ahead
GBTW - Get back to work
GFC - Going for coffee
GFETE - Grinning from ear to ear
GFN - Gone for now
GHP -Good hand partner (for online card games)
GIGO - Garbage in, garbage out
GJIAGDVYCN - Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
GL - Good luck
GLLA - Great lovers love alike
GLYASDI - God loves you and so do I
GMBO -Giggling my butt off
GMTFT - Great minds think for themselves
GNBLFY - Got nothing but love for you
GRD - Grinning, running and ducking
GRMBL - Grumble
GRRRR - Growling
GSOAS - Go sit on a snake
GTGB - Got to go, bye
GTGP - Got to go pee
GTSY - Glad to see ya
GYPO - Get your pants off
GALGAL- Give A Little Get A Little
GBH - Great Big Hug
GDR - Grinning, Ducking and Running
GGN -- Gotta Go Now
POOF - Good-bye

H Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
HOAS -Hold On A Sec
HUD - How You Doing?
HAND - have a nice day
HOT4U - hot for you
H8 - hate
hbtu - Happy Birthday To You
HAB - Hot Asian babe
HAGN - Have a good night
HAGO - Have a good one
HAK - Hugs and kisses
HB -Hurry back
HD -Hold
HHIS - Hanging head in shame
HHO12K - Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)
HHOK - Ha ha, only kidding
HIOOC - Help! I'm out of coffee
HOHA - Hollywood hacker
HTH - Hope this helps
HUA - Heads up ace
HUYA - Head up your ass
HW - Homework
REHI - Hello again or Re-hi
HAGD - Have a Great Day
HF - Hello, Friend
HHOJ - Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOS - Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY - Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH - Hope It Helps
HUGZ - Hugs
XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
HH -Hold Hands
HACK - To use something not in its intended manner.

I Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
IDC - I Don't Care
IDK - I Don't Know
ILU - I Love You
IC - I See
ICQ - I Seek you
IMHO - In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMOW - In My Own Words
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
IYQ - I like you
IMNSHO - in my not so humble opinion
IOU - I owe you
IUSS - If you say so
IRC - Internet Relay Chat
411 - Info
IAC - In any case
IAE - In any event
IAITS - It's all in the subject
IANAC - I am not a crook
IANAL - I am not a lawyer
IBT - In between technology
IBTD - I beg to differ
ID10T - Idiot
IEF - It's esther's fault
IFAB - I found a bug
IFU - I fucked up
IGGP - I gotta go pee
IIIO - Intel inside, idiot outside
IIMAD - If it makes any difference
IIRC - If I remember correctly
IIWM - If it were me
ILICISCOMK - I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
ILY - I love you
IM -Instant messaging
IMCO - In my considered opinion
IMPE - In my previous/personal experience
IMVHO - In my very humble opinion
INMP - It's not my problem
INPO - In no particular order
IOH - I'm outta here
IOTTMCO - Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
IPN - I'm posting naked
ISS - I said so
ITM - In the money
IYKWIM - If you know what i mean
IYO - In your opinion
IYSS - If you say so
IYSWIM - If you see what I mean
I 1DR - I Wonder
IANAE - I Am Not an Expert
IAT - I Am Tired
IBRB - I Will Be Right Back
ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
IDL - Ideal
IDM - It Does Not Matter
IGTP - I Get The Point
IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO - I Have No Opinion
IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIR - If I Remember or If I Recall
IMS - I Am Sorry
ISTM - It Seems to Me
ISTR - I Seem To Remember
ISWYM - I See What You Mean
IUM - If You Must
IYKWIMAI - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IAYL - In A While
IHTFP - I Hate This Fucking Place

K & J Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
JAM - Just A Minute
JC - Just checking
JW - Just wondering (Wondered)
JAFO - Just another fucking onlooker
JAS - Just a second
JIC - Just in case
JK - Just kidding
JOOTT - Just one of those things
JPYL - Just pulling your leg
JYYC - Just yanking your chain
JAD -Just Another day
JM2C - Just My 2 Cents
JT - Just Teasing
JOO - You


K:

Abbreveation description
KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid
K - okay
KOTL - Kiss on the lips
KHUF - Know How You Feel
KFY - Kiss for you
KIT - Keep in touch
KMA - Kiss my ass
KMRIA - Kiss my royal Irish arse
KOTC - Kiss on the cheek
KWIM - Know what i mean
KYPO - Keep your pants on
KBD - Keyboard
KEWL - Cool
KIR - Keep It Real
KOK - Knock

L Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
LOL - Laugh Out Loud
L8R - Later
LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off
LDR - Long Distance Relationship
LTNS - Long Time No See
L8 -late
L8ER - later
LV - love
Lndn - London
L8RS - Laters
L8TR - Later
LAGNAF - Let's all get naked and fuck!
LAQ - Lame ass quote
LD - Long distance
LDTTWA - Let's do the time warp again
LIFO -Last in, first out
LLTA - Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMIRL - Let's meet in real life
LMK - Let me know
LOPSOD - Long on promises, short on delivery
LRF - Little rubber feet
LTNT - Long time, no talk
LTR - Long term relationship
LULAB - Love you like a brother
LULAS - Love you like a sister
LYL - Love ya lots
LYLAS - Love you like a sister
LOLA - Laugh Out Loud Again
LOOL - Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LWR - Launch When Ready
LYLAB - Love You Like a Brother
LOL - Lots Of Love
LOLLERSKATES- Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
1337 - leet or Elite
LOLERSKATES - Laugh Out Loud +Skates
LMFAO - Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
l33t - Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)
1457 - Last
LQTM - Laughing Quietly To Myself

M Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
M8 - Mate
MSG - Message
MTE - My Thoughts Exactly
MMFU - my mate fancies you
MTFBWU - may the force be with you
MYOB - Mind your own Business
mo -Moment
MMS -Multimedia Messaging System
M8 or M8- Mate or Mates
MFD - Multi-Function Device
MfG - Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You
MIHAP - May I Have Your Attention Please
MKOP - My Kind Of Place
MM - Market Maker
MMHA2U - My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOMPL - One Moment Please
MOO -Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF - Male or Female?
MOSS -Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD - Message Of The Day
MOTSS - Members Of The Same Sex
MTBF -Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
MUBAR - Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL - More Will Be Revealed Later
mofo - Mother Fucker

N Letter Shorcuts

Abbreveation description
NM -NeverMind
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NE - any
NETHNG - anything
NE1 - anyone
NO1 - no one
NP -no problem
NIFOC - Nude in front of the computer
NA - Not applicable or Not affiliated
NT - No text
NAK - Nursing at keyboard
NAP - Not a problem
NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ)
NBD - No big deal
NBIF - No basis in fact
NC - No comment
NCG - New college graduate
NFC - No fucking clue
NFI - No fucking idea
NFW - No fucking way
NG -New gme
NIM -- No internal message
NIMBY - Not in my back yard
NIMQ - Not in my queue
NMP - Not my problem
NOYB - None of your business
NQOCD - Not quite our class, dear
NRG - Energy
NYCFS - New York City finger salute
BEOS - Nudge
N1 - Nice One
N2M - Not To Mention
NALOPKT - Not A Lot of People Know That
NE1 - Anyone
NE1 ER - Anyone Here?
NTK - Nice To Know
NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
NUFF - Enough Said
NW - No Way!
9 - Nine
NSFW - Not Safe For Work
NOOB - New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!")
N00B - Noobie (New Person)
NF - Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts)
NVM - Nevermind
NH - Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
NINJA - No Income, No Job, or Assets

O Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
OIC - Oh I See
OMG - Oh My God
OTT - Over The Top
K -okay
1CE -once
OTOH - On the other hand
OBTW - Oh, by the way
OAUS - On an unrelated subject
OEM - Original equipment manufacturer
OLL - Online love
OMDB - Over My Dead Body
OMFG - Oh my fucking God
OMIK - Open mouth, insert keyboard
ONNA - Oh no, not again!
OOC - Out of character
OOO - Out of office
OOTB - Out of the box or Out of the blue
OOTC - Obligatory on topic comment
OS -Operating system
OT -Off topic
OWTTE - Or words to that effect
OZ - Australia
MOMPL - One Moment Please
OK - All Correct
ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
OOF - Out Of Facility
OOI - Out Of Interest
OTP - On the Phone
OTTOMH - Off the Top of my Head
OUSU - Oh, You Shut Up
1 - One
pwned - Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
pwnage - Ownage - The act of pwning
ZOMG - Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)

P Letter Shorcuts

Abbreveation description
PITA - Pain In The Arse
PRW - Parents Are Watching
PRT - Party
PPL - People
PML - Piss Myself Laughing
PTB - Please Text Back
PAW - parents are watching
PLS -please
PCM -Please call me
PANS - Pretty awesome new stuff
PDOMA - Pulled directly out of my ass
PEBCAK - Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIMP - Peeing in my pants
PMFJI - Pardon me for jumping in
PMP - Peeing my pants
PO - Piss off
POETS - Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
PONA - Person of no account
POS - Parent over shoulder
POV - Point of view
PD -Public Domain
PDQ -Pretty Darn Quick
PM -Personal Message
PMIGBOM - Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
POOF - Good-bye
PS - Post Script
PU - That Stinks
PZA -Pizza
pwned - Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
pwnage - Ownage - The act of pwning
PMPF - Piss My Pants Funny

S Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
CU -See You
CYA -See Ya
CUL8R - See You Later
STFU - Shut The Fuck Up!
7K - Sick
SK8 -Skate
STATS - Your sex and age
C - see
SG4IT - Search Google For It
SOZ - sorry
SUM1 - someone
SWALK - Sent with a loving Kiss
SWG - Scientific Wild Guess
SETE - Smiling Ear to Ear
SO - Significant Other
CUL8TR - See you later
SMS -Short Message Service
SWTDRMZ - Sweet Dreams
CP - Sleepy
CUL -See You Later
CUL8ER- See You Later
CUNS - See You In School!
CYL -See You Later
CYT - See You Tomorrow
S2R - Send To Receive
S4L -Spam For Life
SBTA - Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED - Said Enough Darling
SF -Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE - Smiling From Ear To Ear
SH - Shit Happens
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD - Still In The Dark
SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
SME - Subject Matter Expert
SMEM -Send Me E-Mail
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL -Shit Out of Luck
SOP -Standard Operating Procedure
SorG - Straight or Gay?
SRO -Standing Room Only
SSDD -Same Shit Different Day
SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STM - Spank The Monkey
STR8 - Straight
STYS - Speak To You Soon
SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
SWAG -Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK - Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWDYT - So What Do You Think?
SYS - See You Soon
ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired
:)s - Smiles
SBIA - Stands Back In Amazement
6 - Six
7 - Seven
SMPF - Shit My Pants Funny
sfw - Safe For Work

T Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
TTYL - Talk To You Later
TTFN - Ta-Ta For Now!
TB - Text Back
TMB - Text Me Back
THX - Thank You
10Q - Thank You
TTTT - To Tell The Truth
DA - the
THANQ - thank you
TXT BAC - text back
TYVM - thank you very much
2DAY - today
2MOR - tomorrow
2NITE - tonight
26Y4U -too sexy for you
T+ -Think positive
TMIY - Take me Im yours
2 -to, two
TWT- Twat!
TW - Team Work
TNTLLAC - Try Not To Look Like A Cock
THX40 - Thanks For Nothing
TDTM - Talk dirty to me
2BONO - To be or not to be
2U2 - To you, too
TAFN - That's all for now
TAH - Take a hike
TARFU - Things are really fucked up
TBA - To be advised
TBC - To be continued
TEOTWAWK - The end of the world as we know it
TFH - Thread from hell
TFN -Thanks for nothing or Till further notice
THNX 1.0 - Thanks a million
THX, THN -Thanks
TIA - Thanks in advance
TIAIL - Think I am in love
TIC - Tongue in cheek
TLA - Three letter acronym
TLGO - The list goes on
TM - Trust me
TMA - Too many acronyms
TMFA - Too many fucking acronyms
TMI - Too much information
TMK - To my knowledge
TMTOWTDI - There's more than one way to do it
TNA - Temporarily not available
TOM - Tomorrow
TOS - Terms of service
TPC - The phone company
TPTB - The powers that be
TSR - Totally stuck in ram
TSWC - Tell someone who cares
TTBOMK - To the best of my knowledge
TTT -That's the ticket or to the top
TTWIG -That's the way it goes
TTYL8R -Talk to you later
TWIMC - To whom it may concern
TY -Thank you
PU -That Stinks
TAS - Taking A Shower
TCB -The Trouble Came Back!
TDM -Too Darn Many
TFDS - That is For Darn Sure
TGIF -Thank God it Is Friday
THX or T- Thanks
TLK2UL - Talk to You Later
TNC - Tongue In Cheek
TNX - Thanks
TOT - Tons of Time
TP - Team Player
TTG - Time to Go
TTS - Text to Speech
TTUL - Talk to You Later
TVN - Thank You Very Much
TXS - Thanks
3 -Three
10 - Ten
tbh - To Be Honest
2n8 - Two and Eight (Right Old State)
HACK - To use something not in its intended manner.
tfr -Thanks For Reading

U & V Letter Shortcuts

U:
Abbreveation description
U -You
UI! - You Idiot!
U2 - You Too
U4E -Yours For Ever
URAQT - you are a cutie
URAS -you are a star
UR - your
URT1 -Your are the one
unPC - unPolitically correct
URW - You are welcome
URYY4M - You are too wise for me
UL -You Will?
UR - You Are?
URWS -You Are Wise


V:
Abbreveation description
VC -Venture capital
VFM -Value for money
VM - Voice mail
VRBS - Virtual reality bullshit
VBG -Very Big Grin
VBS -Very Big Smile
VEG -Very Evil Grin
VSF -Very Sad Face

W Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
W8 -Wait...
WTG -Way To Go!
WB -Welcome Back
WT -What?
WTF -What The Fuck
WTH -What The Hell
WUF -Where Are You From?
WAN2 - want to
W -with
WO -without
WE -whatever
WKND - weekend
WUD -what you doing
WYGOWM - will you go out with me
Y -why
YR -Why Are
WUWH -Wish you were here
WLUMRyMe - Will you marry Me?
wrk -Work
WAG -Wild Ass Guess
WAI -What an idiot
WAMBAM -Web application meets brick and mortar
WCA -Who cares anyway
WDYS -What did you say?
WDYT - What do you think?
WEG -Wicked evil grin
WFM - Works for me
WG -Wicked grin
WGAFF - Who gives a flying fuck
WIIFM - What's in it for me?
WIIWD -What it is we do
WIT -Wordsmith in training
WITFITS - What in the fuck is this shit
WOG -Wise old guy
WOMBAT -Waste of money, brains and time
WRT -With regard to
WTB -Want to buy
WTFRU -Who the fuck are you?
WTFWT -What the fuck was that?
WTGP -Want to go private?
WTMI - Way too much information
WWDWIIWD - When we do what it is we do
WYP -What's your problem?
WYRN - What's your real name?
WYS -Whatever you say
WYSITWIR - What you see is totally worthless in real life
WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get
WYSLPG - What you see looks pretty good
WYT - Whatever you think
WAD - Without A Doubt
WBS - Write Back Soon
WC -Who Cares?
WF -Way Fun
WISP - Winning Is So Pleasureable
WNOHGB - Were No One Has Gone Before
WT - Without Thinking
WTTM - Without Thinking To Much
WU -What is Up
WWY - Where Were You?
WYCM - Will You Call Me?
WYWH -Wish You Were Here
we -Weekend

Y & Z Letter Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
U -You
UI! -You Idiot!
U2 -You Too
STATS - Your sex and age
U4E -Yours For Ever
URAQT - you are a cutie
URAS -you are a star
Y -why
YR -Why Are
UR -your
YYSSW - yeah yeah sure sure whatever
YBS -You�ll be Sorry
URT1 -Your are the one
URW - You are welcome
URYY4M - You are too wise for me
YA -Yet another
YABA -Yet another bloody acronym
YACC -Yet another calendar company
YAFIYGI - You asked for it, you got it
YGIAGAM - Your guess is as good as mine
YGWYPF - You get what you pay for
YIC - Yours in Christ
YM -Young man
YMMV - Your mileage may vary
YNK -You never know
YSYD -Yeah, sure you do
YTTT -You telling the truth?
UL - You Will?
UR -You Are?
URWS -You Are Wise
YA yaya - Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YCT -Your Comment To
YHM -You have mail
YKW -You Know What?
YW -You are Welcome
JOO - You

Z:
Abbreveation description
ZZZ -Sleeping, Bored, Tired
0 -Zero
ZOMG - Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)

Numbers Shortcuts

Abbreveation description
7K Sick
10Q Thank You
1CE once
2DAY today
2MOR tomorrow
2NITE tonight
26Y4U too sexy for you
2 to, two
121 One to one
2BONO To be or not to be
2U2 To you, too
411 Info
4EVER Forever
86 "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of"
4FRNFR Forever and Ever
1 One
3 Three
4 Four
5 Five
6 Six
7 Seven
8 Eight
9 Nine
10 Ten
0 Zero
1337 leet or Elite
1457 Last
4 for
2n8 Two and Eight (Right Old State)

Smileys Description

Smilie description
<3 A Heart
@}---\- A rose
O :-) An angel
:-|| Angry
@ at
:-o zz Bored
:^) Broken nose
:-< Cheated
<|-) Chinese
*<:o) Clown
:-| Determined
\_/\_/ Drinks For Two
S:) Elvis Smiling
<*((((< Fish
8:-) Glasses on head
:' ) Happy and crying
(-: Happy Smile
:) Happy Smile
:-~) Having a cold
(_8^(!) Homer Simpson
%-} Intoxicated
:-* Kiss
:-D Laugher
:-{} Lip stick
@@@@:) Marge Simpson
<:-| Monk / Nun
:-|/:-I No face/poker face
:-X Not saying a word
-6% Not very clever
~(=@>) Pig
-:-) Punk
:-# Razes
:-( Sad
:( Sad, without nose
:-9 Salivating
:-\ Sceptical
: @ Shouting
:-(0) Shouting
(-.-) Sleeping
|-I Sleeping
:-) Smiley
:-)= Smiling with a beard
#:-) Smiling with a fur hat
:-)8 Smiling with bow tie
d:-) Smiling with cap
&:-) Smiling with curls
8-) Smiling with glasses
{:-) Smiling with hair
(:-) Smiling with helmet
:-( ) Smiling with mouth open
C|:-) Smiling with top hat
[:-) Smiling with walkman
:-? Smoking a pipe
|-O Snoring
(_x_) Sore Bum
:p Stick your Tongue out
:-P Sticking Tongue Out
B-) Sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
:-<> Surprised
:-v Talking
:-w Talking with two tongues
}:-( Toupee blowing in the wind
;-) Twinkle
;) Twinkle, without nose
:=) Two noses
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
:-c Unhappy
@:-) Using a turban
>:-( Very angry
:-{) With a moustache
:-O Wow